Luke's words

My middle child, Luke, has a habit of doing some pretty gross boy things - one of which is wiping his nose on anything nearby, including me.

Upon getting him out of the bathtub this morning, he leaned over and pulled my shirt to his face while I was drying him off.

Me: "Luke, please stop wiping your snot on me. Get some tissue."

Luke: "But I didn't wipe my snot on you. It was my eye gook."

That's better.