Me: Luke, wanna taste some of Daddy's favorite stew?"
Luke: "Nope."
Me: "I'll give you a quarter if you taste a small spoonful." (I've got no shame in that bribe, folks)
Luke: (he hesitates)....."Ummmmmm.....well....."
Me: "Ok, I'll make it better and give you two quarters if you taste this small bit on the spoon."
Luke: (thinks hard) "I'll do it for five quarters. That's all."
I think we have a negotiator on our hands.
BTW, I passed on his offer and he never tried the stew.
His loss.
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