Anyway, here are a few other of my favorite Quiser quotes:
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years!
The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.
And my all time favorite Quiser quote from the movie:
Ouiser: Yes, Annelle, I pray! Well, I do! There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied.
Annelle: I suspected this all along!
Ouiser: Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!
Annelle: Not on your first visit!
Clairee: Very good, Annelle! You've spoken like a true smart-&%@!
That scene after the funeral that you quoted is the exact conversation that I start sobbing-EVERY TIME! So now I've been on a Steel Magnolias hiatus for the past 10 years, trying NOT to willingly submit myself to such torture. But I do love it!
ReplyDeleteor there is Claree's "You know I love you more than my luggage."
ReplyDeleteI love that show.
~Mad
Love the movie. Shane loves it too. Isn't that funny!?
ReplyDeleteHere's some more:
Truvy-"What are your colors?"
Shelby- "My colors are blush and bashfull."
M'Lynn- "Her colors are pink and pink...The sanctuary looks like its been hosed down with pepto bismol."
Shely- "I like pink. Pink is my signature color..."
Shelby about M'Lynn- "You can't screw up her hair. You just tease it and make it look like a brown football helmet."
Annelle about her personal life-- "My personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair."
Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm pleasant. Da** it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a ***** 'fore I could help myself.
and one more:
Clairee: M'LYNN, YOU JUST MISSED THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! HALF O' CHIQUAPIN PARISH'LL GIVE THEIR EYE-TEETH TO TAKE A WHACK O' OUISER!
Amy Self
my faves are
ReplyDelete"we could sell t-shirts that say I WHACKED OISER."
and
"laughter through tears is my favorite emotion."